Date: Fri, 22 Mar 1996 13:22:20 -0600 (GMT-0600)
From: Alan DeGuzman 
To: strapon lucien, postmaster uiuc
Newgroups: alt.calc-reform, rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: Strap-On e-mail addresses

Dear Postmaster,

Could you please ask this user to stop cross-posting responses to newsgroup
"alt.calc-reform"? This hardly has anything to do with calculus reform in
education.

Alan


In alt.calc-reform you write:

>Hello everyone, this is Ed, of Strap-On (the world's most industrial 
>band).  Well, actually, I'm not "of" Strap-On at the moment, because that 
>motherfucker Jourgensen (who plays middle C for me) has stolen my band 
>from me while I was in a coma.  But once my lawsuit goes to court, I'll 
>have control of the band again.  Anyway, I'm here to tell you how to 
>reach me and the members of my live band via e-mail.

>I'm strapon at lucien
>Guitarist Roy Branagan can be reached at jagermst at lucien
>Drummer Bob Wazerbowski is rwazerbo at lucien 
>Bassist Angus McCarthy still hasn't gotten an e-mail address.  He's too 
>drunk at the moment.

>Of course, most Strap-On-related questions can be answered by our Web 
>God, Chris Wiberg (queaze at lucien).  

>Oh, and just to clear up the rumors:  Jourgensen'll never even make it to 
>the studio.  I'm going right ahead and starting work on the Big Fat Bag 
>o' Crack EP.  I've already started on a new song called "Meat Snack."

>**************************************Ed**************************************
>******************STRAP-ON, the world's most industrial band******************
>                   http://lucien
>           "But we all remember Daisy/the best fuck in the asylum"
>  -Ed, as in ME!  Yes, *I* wrote that!  How many people d'you know that can 
>                      quote THEMSELVES in their .sig's?
>******************************************************************************