From wiberg at uxone.cso.uiuc.eduTue Feb 20 00:01:19 1996
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 1996 23:53:10 -0600
From: Chris Wiberg
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
On Mon, 19 Feb 1996, juan wrote:
>
> i have heard, and now i dont want to start any unfounded rumours, but
> lets just say i have heard that there are some acceptable-quality demos
> floating around from the recording of the as-of-yet-unreleased "big fat
> bag of crack" ep by strap-on. i was wondering if anyone has gotten their
> hands on them, if they exist, how cool they are, (though they have to be
> cool if it is s-o) and like how i can get them. my soul burns.
There are demos floating around, but they only contain Al's
contributions; namely, middle C every 20 seconds or so, and a couple C
sharps, during which you can hear Ed yelling in protest in the
background. However, those middle C's are well worth it.
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Date: Tue, 20 Feb 1996 18:35:53 -0600
From: "Dr. Funk"
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
On 20 Feb 1996, polus timothy daniel wrote:
> Hiya,
>
> I managed to get a copy of "Anti-psychotic", and I've heard
> snippets from some of the demos. But, I was talking to one of the guys
> where I get my s-o stuff, and he was saying that there may be a concert
> bootleg somewhere? Anybody have a clue where to find it?
I've got "Live '95 at Dale's Laundry a-go-go." Fair-to-middling quality
recording, but hearing the band play live is a real treat. The live
version of "Best Fuck in the Asylum" is really amazing. The only real
problem with the recording is that you hear the guy at the soundboard
farting and watching Ren & Stimpy throughout. He also sings along with a
couple of the songs and you can't really hear Ed's vocals. And the CD
will only play on outdated GE stereos, but hey--if you're a true Strap-On
fan, it's worth it.
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r.m.i post
Date: Tue, 20 FEB 1996 18:47:39 -0600
From: juan
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
> I've got "Live '95 at Dale's Laundry a-go-go." Fair-to-middling quality
> recording, but hearing the band play live is a real treat. The live
> version of "Best Fuck in the Asylum" is really amazing. The only real
> problem with the recording is that you hear the guy at the soundboard
> farting and watching Ren & Stimpy throughout. He also sings along with a
> couple of the songs and you can't really hear Ed's vocals. And the CD
> will only play on outdated GE stereos, but hey--if you're a true Strap-On
> fan, it's worth it.
I managed to get that one, paid fifty bucks. Most of it rocks, though. I
think the R&S episode is "Space Madness," one of my favorites. I saw them
play at Von Steuben High School's room 512, the Wood Shop Room. It was a
bit cramped, but there was more space than at the Metro! I brought my
Akai 24-track DAT recorder to make my own bootleg, but Ed saw me halfway
through the show and threw an Ensoniq at me. Needless to say, I ran like
hell. I managed to salvage my Akai, but i had a $200 mic that got
trampled in the confusion. What I got of the bootleg is cool, and if you
guys want copies, i can make them. However, there was a class going on at
the time, and you can hear jigsaws and bandsaws buzzing in the
background, and some teacher talking about router bits and miter-cutting.
juan
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r.m.i post
Date: Tue, 20 FEB 1996 19:16:31 +0000
From: Mark DeLuger
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
[snip]
I have heard that there might be a new remix album done mostly by Die
Warzau, based on the songs of Antipsychotic. I also heard that Sascha
Koneitzko may be connected with it, and that he may be doing a "rip
the system" mix of Thorazine. Chemlab might be doing the
"Chem-Irritant Mix," And Richard James of Aphex Twin might be doing a
mix of Radio Edit (Radio Edit) called Radio (Edit (Radio) Edit(dub))
(edit), but it's supposed to be just a two second sample of the word
Satan looped seven times. I think Ted Nugent is doing a mix of "Baby I
Want to Be Your MAn."
Mark DeLuger
r.m.i post
Date: Tue, 20 FEB 1996 19:46:47 +0000
From: Troy Caffei
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
[snip]
I have heard similar stuff about Die Warzau, and something about A. Twin.
Um, I think that Ed is supposed to be working on a side project with Sasha K,
and I think it's going to be called "Rip The System" or "White Man Black Man" or "White
Man Strap Man" Other side projects I have heard rumors about:
Ed & Al J. : Dildo
Ed, Al J. & Paul Barker : Project Thorazine 707
Ed & Chris Conolly : Project Tetrazine 312
Ed, P. Barker, A. Jourgensen, Chris C. : Front 241
Ed & Sascha : (see above)
Ed & Mary J. Blige : Quantum 555
T.C.
r.m.i post
Date: 21 FEB 1996 05:27:19 GMT
From: "Jeffrey A. Duricko"
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
[snip]
Well I just happened to get my hands on the Live from the Penn Security
Bank parking lot video. It's real short though. (about 15 minutes) but
definately a must-have. The parking lot was set up with cages full of
livestock, and the show started off w/ Radio Edit, and the guys took the
stage while "Only wanna be w/ you" was pumped through the sound board.
Why is it so short? Well, as you should have heard by now, Al decided to
get a little creative and halfway through the second song, he decided he
wanted to add a few C sharps (and I swear I heard a B flat in there too).
Well, that was it. And the famous riot then occured. Seven people dead,
as well as four sheep and a chicken. This, of course, led to their arrest
and it was at this point that the feds found Al's heroin stash, which led
to even more problems for him. Anyway, teh video is a must have, as it
includes the entire riot up until the point the cops showed up. I'm
willing to make a trader for any other Strap-on merchandice. Feel free to
e-mail me. Only serious inquiries need write.
Jeff
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Date: Wed, 21 FEB 1996 12:49:01 -0600
From: Chris Wiberg
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
On 21 Feb 1996, Jeffrey A. Duricko wrote:
> Well I just happened to get my hands on the Live from the Penn Security
> Bank parking lot video. It's real short though. (about 15 minutes) but
> definately a must-have. The parking lot was set up with cages full of
> livestock, and the show started off w/ Radio Edit, and the guys took the
> stage while "Only wanna be w/ you" was pumped through the sound board.
[snip]
Oh yeah? Well I've got one up on you--*I've* got one of the LIVESTOCK!
Bootleg Strap-On livestock for sale to highest bidder. As above, serious
inquiries only.
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Date: 22 FEB 1996 01:27:31 GMT
From: polus timothy daniel
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Strap-on!!! Tours? Opening?
Hey guys,
I know there are a few s-o fans out there who are pretty well
informed. I heard from a friend of mine who's a real phile for s-o, that
their organizing a tour with Oedipus and the Mother Fuckers, and they
may be opening for Tool in their next concert set. I was wondering if
anyone had heard anything that might give me a clue where they're going
to be and when, and if they're having anything new coming?
Oh and hey... to the guy who had the livestock, I was wondering
if I could get a strap-on steak? Or maybe a set of antlers.. I wanna
hook 'em to my car. I'll pay top-dollar, and I managed to get a copy of
a copy from a friend who had a gig bootleg of "Carlos offended me", so I
have that for trade as well.
-Timo
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Date: Wed, 21 FEB 1996 19:48:42 +0000
From: Chucky
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: strap-on!! ep?
[snip]
Ed is supposedly getting a touring band together, One of the guys is
Angus Macarthy, or something, and there's another guy on guitar, Roy
Branagan, cousin to Laura Branagan (of "Self Control," "Gloria" fame).
Apparently, they are planning kickin' live version of "Self Control."
They usually rehearse in Ed's hospital room, to the dismay of the
patients and nurse staff. They'll probably go on tour after Ed awakes,
but whether or not Al will be with them is still to be seen. They MIGHT
have Al in the band, because I heard of something recently. There was
supposedly a tour planned with:
Strap-On
Tool
Armageddon Dildos
Revolting Cocks
Prick
Again, these are all just rumors.
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Date: Wed, 21 FEB 1996 20:36:08 -0600
From: Chris Wiberg
Newsgroups: rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: Strap-on!!! Tours? Opening?
[snip]
They did "Carlos Offended Me" in concert?? Damn! For those of you who
don't know, "Carlos Offended Me" is supposedly going to be a b-side on
the next single--rumored to be "Nothing Burn," if they can get all those
lawsuits (from NIN, the Cure, SMG, and Stabbing Westward) cleared up. I
haven't got a steak or antlers for you, but I DO have a LIVE sheep,
AUTOGRAPHED by Ed!
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Date: Fri, 1 MAR 1996 12:11:42 -0600
From: Chris Wiberg
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform, rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: Strap-On marketing
On 1 Mar 1996, Amber Baum wrote:
> Just to add my east coast two cents, I would buy a strap-on t-shirt if it
> said _anything_ about mothers or butts. And that's the voice of the people.
How about "Your mother's butt doesn't exist"? Or we could get H.R. Giger
to design the shirt and put a not-so-hidden butt in the design.
> And in my newsreader it says this group's subject is:
>
> "discussions of alternate ways to teach calculus"
>
> So, I suggest to the SO powers that be that they address the topic of
> math education on their next release. Add it on to big fat bag of
> crack. It will go well with the school/youngsters theme. You know?
You know, it's amazing, because I just heard a rumor that SO's next
project (after the Big Fat Bag o' Crack EP, that is) is an album
entitled _Calc Reform,_ which tackles these postindustrial, postcalculus
issues head-on. I think Al's laid down some C and C sharp demo's for a
song called "Derivative Aneurysm."
Ed's word on the project is, "It makes sense. We're already the most
derivative band in the business."
> SO's only east coast fan,
I wouldn't be too sure about that... Word is spreading.
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From jagermst at lucien.Outflux.netFri Mar 8 13:53:38 1996
Date: Wed, 6 MAR 1996 18:23:56 -0600
From: Roy Branagan
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: excuse me.
I am sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused. I have just woken up
from what seems to be a long sleep. Based on what little I can remember,
all of my credit cards have been maxed out, and my bank account is dry.
The bartender has tied me up and tossed me in a corner with a gag on my
mouth. I know this because Angus told me. I have requested that Angus
bring me my laptop (using head movements for morse code), and I have been
able to log in using my nose. Please excuse any typing errors, as it
takes too much effort to reach the backspace key (It does work, however).
If it weren't for caps lock, I wouldn't even be able to make capital
letters (don't even ask about the parentheses).
Anyway, thank you all for your support of Strap-On, I am sure that Ed is
grateful as well, but I have not been able to reach him. As soon as he is
recovered, I am quite sure he will attempt to get the band back from Al
Jourgensen, and we can be at your town soon. Thank you to Chris, of
course for the support.
It is incredible being sober. I have never thought this clearly in my
life. It is unusual to think that I was acting as goofily as Angus and
everyone else, who are at the present moment attempting to sing a song,
which sounds like a cross between "American Pie" and the "M*A*S*H" theme
song.
Thank you all.
Roy Branagan
From jagermst at lucien.Outflux.netFri Mar 8 13:53:42 1996
Date: Fri, 8 MAR 1996 01:58:04 -0600
From: Roy Branagan
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Symphony
Hello again, it is me, Roy.
I spent a while working on my computer, doing interesting things. There
is so much to do on these things.
I have never felt clearer and more alive in my life. I can think
rationally! I can speak! I can type, albeit with my tongue, but it is
faster, and my spelling has much improved. I can see straight, and if I
wasn't tied up I could probably walk straight. Just yesterday I composed
a symphony using one of the crude music editing programs on my laptop
and an old Beastie Boys CD. The Symphony is about and hour long, and by
sampling bits of the CD, I've been able to synthetically reproduce about
70 different instruments. I can't wait until someone unties me.
I've been able to get Angus over, and he promised to get the bartender to
untie me, but only if he can hear my Symphony.
Well, I've got to go. I've got to get a few form letters typed up. I've
started my own business.
Roy Branagan (no longer Roygermeister)
From strapon at lucien.Outflux.netSun Mar 24 17:31:31 1996
Date: Tue, 19 MAR 1996 17:19:25 -0600
From: Ed
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Re: Strap-On Rumour...
On 18 Mar 1996, Taylor McLaren wrote:
> Yeah? My, aren't we on the defensive? Al seemed like a much nicer guy
> than you do... I think I like his Strap-On better.
You wanna know what Al's Strap-On sounds like? Go to your piano and
start to play "Do Re Mi," only never get past the first note.
> Yeah? That clinches it, then... you were an AOL user at one point. That
> explains a lot, Ed...
I was an old-school AOL user, back before they were mainstream. I got
out the instant all those little internerds got on.
> Yeah? Well screw you, sheep-fucker! Al promised that I could play all of
> the E-flats on his next album, and you're telling me to die an agonizing
> death... I'm going to tell all of my friends not to buy your records, and
> we're not going to come to your concerts, either! You're a real dork!
Settle down, man! I told AL to die an agonizing death! But while we're
at it, why DON'T you just do that, fucking Al-lover! And as for those
E-flats, if you think Jerkensen'll let you have ANY control, I've got
some crack from New Hampshire to sell you.
> Yeah? Well maybe Judge Wapner will rule in his favour... ponder that one,
> Ed-boy.
And maybe he WON'T. In fact, I'm not just stopping with Strap-On--I'm
suing him for Ministry, RevCo, Lard, 1000 Homo DJ's, Pailhead, EVERYTHING!
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From a-carthy at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:18:21 1996
Date: Sun, 24 Mar 1996 00:05:10 -0600
From: Angus McCarthy
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Mary mother of God... Sons of bitches....
God dammit!
Fuckin' arseholes in this lousy estab... establiz... fuckin' bar.
They cut me off! Sons of bitches. And as for you arseholes who post
about rithmatics... FUCK YOU! alt.calc.reform... what a joke. If the
good lord had meant us to be figurin' out the wonders of the world
with your fuckin' calculations, he'd have given you a fuckin'...
fuckin' something. You'd have beads on your billy cord, and you'd
count with 'em. Anyhow, this poor sod passed out next to me, and he's
an almost full tankard next to his sorry arse.
Angus...
Eat your haggus... BEOTCH!
From jad5657 at is.nyu.eduThu Apr 11 23:18:36 1996
Date: 25 Mar 1996 00:03:28 GMT
From: "Jeffrey A. Duricko"
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Strap-on Detachments
Hello all, ust something else for the rumour mill:
I've been hearing rumours down on this end from a bunch of crack whores
down near the piers that Ed will be changing the name of Strap-On for two
reasons:
1) In light of the Al mutiny, Ed was considering suing Al for the name,
however, when face between the choice of Jacoby & Meyers or Lolla and
Bubbles, he chose the latter pair, thus handicapping his funds and,
2) Because there have been people (such as myself) contemplating whether
or not Strap-On is a "real" industrial band. Why? Because we all know
that in order to be a "real" industrial band, you need a number in your
name. I've heard that it may be changed to Strap-On 242 or Nine Inch
Strap-On.
Anyway, from what I've heard, if this is true, the backup band will be
playing on both projects as it means more drugs and booze for them. So if
anyone has any info on this, please keep me informed.
Thanx,
Jeff
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Regretfully, I tok AP, which was a waste of a credit.
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From jagermst at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:18:53 1996
Date: Sun, 24 Mar 1996 22:07:37 -0600
From: Roy Branagan
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Hey!
Excuse me, but I have returned.
It is I, ROY BRANAGAN, esteemed touring guitarist for Strap-on!!!
Well, the rumors just aren't true.
But of course they may be. I haven't talked to Ed in a few days. But As
far as I can tell you, Ed will be hiring no other musicians. We have a
full complement of touring musicians, thank you.
And if Al thinks he's going to get one thing done before his ass is sued
into the ground, he's got another thing coming!!!
Roy "Musicians United Against Al" Branagan
From strapon at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:19:24 1996
Date: Mon, 25 Mar 1996 12:21:39 -0600
From: Ed
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Re: Hey!
Roy Branagan wrote:
>
> Excuse me, but I have returned.
>
> It is I, ROY BRANAGAN, esteemed touring guitarist for Strap-on!!!
>
> Well, the rumors just aren't true.
>
> But of course they may be. I haven't talked to Ed in a few days. But As
> far as I can tell you, Ed will be hiring no other musicians. We have a
> full complement of touring musicians, thank you.
>
> And if Al thinks he's going to get one thing done before his ass is sued
> into the ground, he's got another thing coming!!!
>
> Roy "Musicians United Against Al" Branagan
You go, Roy! (Roy is serving as my legal adviser in my suit against
Al Jourgensen. He is a skilled lawyer as well as an amazing
guitarist, composer, and drinker.)
As for touring musicians, I'm very happy with the live band as it
stands now. They're influencing the sound of Strap-On already. Roy
has gotten me heavily into his cousin Laura Branagan's music, and
we'll definitely be doing covers of "Self Control" and "Gloria" on the
upcoming tour. Angus has been forcing me to listen to all this
kick-drum music, so don't be surprised if you hear that influence on
the Big Fat Bag o' Crack EP. I don't know who we're going to get to
drum for us at the moment, but for some reason I've had this craving
lately for Wazerbowski sausages...
Oh, and there will also be a full gospel choir (to sing back-up for
"Radio Edit") and at least two banjos.
-Ed
From sausage at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:20:00 1996
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 01:57:41 -0600
From: Robert Wazerbowski
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Re: My Paycheck
> Bob is the drummer for Strap-On. It's just that, because of Ed's
You listen to this guy. He knows his stuff. I know people that know
Chris knows his stuff. If you don't believe me, I can make a phone call.
> existence of anyone named Bob. How Bob Wazerbowski got hired in the
> first place under these circumstances is a mystery to me. I can only
> assume that Al did it, maybe to spite Ed.
Al did actually find me originally. I never liked the damn son of a
bitch. Didn't like sausages. And I believe what my father told me about
men who don't like sausage. I can't repeat it in this newsgroup, though,
it's pretty sick.
Yeah, Al found me in the gutter after my 25th birthday. That was a
terrible week. After me and my whole family waited 4 days in the
Emergency Room for me to have my Wazerbowski heart attack, I couldn't
bare the sight of them again for some time. Banished from the family
business until I have my first heart attack. Let me tell you, I was
crushed. I went out and ate sausages and doughnuts until I passed out on
Clark. Lucky for me Al found me just before sunrise, and only minutes
before those big blue street-sweepers was about to suck my limpy body
into it's wipers.
As soon as I met the reset of the band, though, I realized that
somethingw as very wrong. Know we all know what was missing: Ed. I knew
that damn freak Al couldn't _really_ be the head of Strap-On. The band
was just too damn industrial for Al to handle.
Anyway, as a side note, if you're in Chicago, and you have the chance (I
heartily recommend it) stop by the Dominick's on Addison and Western.
There's going to be a Wazerbowski Sausage Stand out side the front doors
there. Free tastes and everything.
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From jagermst at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:20:37 1996
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 02:47:49 -0600
From: Roy Branagan
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Just call me LAWYER!
Victory in the courtroom!
Al is down in the dumps, and soon he'll be left with nothing, not even the MEMORY of a
band! Or side projects. I think it's time for Al to get down on his knees and
SUCK DADDY'S DICK!!!!!
I think it's time to celebrate. This calls for the special key, which opens the special
liquor cabinet, which has the special bottle of JAGERMEISTER!
Join me, Robert!
Join me, Angus!
Join me, Ed!
Join me, Chris!
Soon we will revel in the victory that is Strap-on!
Roy Branagan
From ajourgens at aol.comThu Apr 11 23:21:02 1996
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 02:57:24 +0000
From: Al Jourgensen
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Fuckin' Ed/Strap-On
Hello, Strap-On fans. Fuck all of you, okay? This is Al, and I'm
fuckin' pissed, alright? I play middle C for this guy, I MAKE his
fuckin' band, and what happens? I get fucked over, that's what.
well, Ed won't get away that easily. I've got the master tapes for
all the middle C's and the C sharps on big fat bag o' crack, and
homeboy's gonna hafta start from scratch.
You're nothing, Ed. Nothing but a meat snack.
But y'know, I'm glad I'm not part of it anymore. It's a sell-out now.
It's totally for the money. That's not my scene. You all have fun
with your $trap-On.
-Al (I'm a fuckin' god of industrial music, why am I putting up with
this shit?) (Buy Filth Pig. it's at #99.) (i'm sorry about With
Sympathy.) (Do bop bop bop.)
From jagermst at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:21:10 1996
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 03:11:28 -0600
From: Roy Branagan
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform
Subject: Re: Fuckin' Ed/Strap-On
> But y'know, I'm glad I'm not part of it anymore. It's a sell-out now.
> It's totally for the money. That's not my scene. You all have fun
> with your $trap-On.
umm ihto
] ithji
youu mkowe
you know al, we ahavent grosseds dolladr ONE form straspom,.,.........
bu t i forgot how to type on th thre keys of the keyboahrd. the
keyboard..c
fuk its only 5 mintues ibeen driking anmd alreaduy ik losrt s a shoe.
fuvkvkfk cuck fiuck you al!!!
aln=
and suck on dxafdys dik at !
roygermeikster :"is back" branazganaganaganagana
From queaze at lucien.Outflux.netThu Apr 11 23:21:20 1996
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 03:56:16 -0600
From: Chris Wiberg
Newsgroups: alt.calc-reform, rec.music.industrial
Subject: Strap-On more popular than Michael Bolton!
As of right now, there are 19 posts on alt.fan.michael-bolton, and 25 on
alt.calc-reform (Strap-On's newsgroup). Strap-On, the world's most
industrial band in the world, are now more popular than Michael Bolton.
Also, they are more popular than Debbie Gibson and Crispin Glover put
together, and somewhat more popular than Skinny Puppy, if usenet posts
are any indication.
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