Ala ma kota, Simon Cygielski

A shocking experiment in trans-ethnic communication

Our motto:
Ala ma kota but she don't have a dog.

Look, the idea behind this page is that nothing makes sense when you don't know who's talking. You probably don't know who we are, what we like and dislike, why we'd bother to put up such a completely senseless web page. Well, we're not about to tell you, so go away

[] You're different - we don't like you,
so keep to your own side of the net.
Feeling angry? Well, that's the point.