Ahh!.. I don't wanna make toast. Toast is boring. Nobody COOL makes toast. It's just not fair. This sucks.

I never even wanted to be a toaster, it just way too much responsibility. I can't be making your breakfast for you every morning. Why am I even here?

Me, I wanted to be a remote control race car. Race cars don't make anybody breakfast. Vroom, vroom... vroom.