(in two voices) Toast? Are you sure? I don't know, toast -- it is so yesterday.

What about bagel? Very ethnic, yet healthy. Ah, too bland.

Oh, what about pop tarts? Mmmm, icing. Absolutely not -- cavities, saturated fats. Thank you, noo.

Toaster hash browns then? Greasy.

Hey, can you put tortillas in a toaster? Mmmm, no I don't think you can. Pitas maybe. Oh, good one, pitas! Hey, what's for lunch?