The Sagittarius [*] Toaster

by Kirsten Daleske

Ah, baby, look, I don't know about this. I mean, if I don't make your toast, then you don't eat bek-fiss...

That's just too much responsibility, that cramps my style, you know? I mean, I got places to go, people to see. I don't got TIME to make you no damn toast. What's you think? That is all I got to do is sit around waiting for you?

Oh no, oh no. OH NO. I am free, a good toaster is NOT defined BY her toast. I AM my own appliance



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