"What?! Oh, so I'm supposed to DROP what I'M doing, just to make you some damn toast?

Does it ever OCCUR to you that just maybe I don't WANT to make toast?

Do you ever ASK me to toast?

Do you ever say, "Please, Toaster, would you please toast this bread for me?" - NO!!

And WHY is TOAST so important to you, ANYway? It's half-burned bread; what is SO freakin' SPECIAL about that, that you need to be HARANGUING me DAY and NIGHT to make you toast?

EVERY GODDAMN MORNING!! How about CEREAL for once? HUH?"