The Scorpio [*] Toaster

by Kirsten Daleske

So. You want TOAST, heh?

How BAD do you want your toast? Agh.. you disgust me. I hope you choke on your FUCKING toast.

Do you know how easy it is to poison a piece of toast? I KNOW you don't eat it plain.. Under all that jelly, you'd never taste a thing.

Or maybe just a little toaster fire, huh? Oh, I seem SO ineffective to you, do I? Well NOT when I send THREE FOOT flames shooting across this room...



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